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The Harland Highway

591 - Win 1 MILLION DOLLARS on this podcast, and a visit to Mr. Featherstone

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2014

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone who wants to run a contest to give away 1 million dollars. The question of the day about your teeth. Harland does a good turtle deed. Slap happy nappy pappy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What a show what a show what a wonderful wonderful show I guess I shouldn't do that because we haven't heard the show yet it might not be wonderful so I take that back just what a show.

0:13.0

No, not even that. Who knows?

0:15.0

Whatever.

0:16.0

Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast.

0:18.0

So glad you're here, ladies and gentlemen.

0:20.0

Take off your slippers.

0:22.0

Let down your hair and trim those god-awful

0:26.2

toenails. I'm welcome. Thanks for being here. This is the Harlan Highway

0:31.8

podcast today. oh my God, unfortunately I have to go up to

0:37.5

my boss's office, Mr Featherstone, and he wants to talk to me I've heard rumors about doing some kind of

0:46.5

contest or some kind of giveaway for the podcast I don't know that we're also going to be doing the question of the day here, the

0:57.2

Harlan Highway Question of the Day. This one's an interesting one and it's got to do with your mouth. Okay? We all have a mouth. I'm using mine right now.

1:09.0

Wait to hear the question of the day. Also, I did a good deed and it reverberated. I did a good deed. I posted it up on

1:18.7

Facebook and I got some really good feedback, some funny stuff. so let's rock and roll let's have some

1:25.7

laughs let's do some more funny stuff right here on the Harlan highway

1:30.8

you just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

1:35.0

I am out here for you.

1:38.0

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

1:42.0

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

1:44.0

I'm funny, like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

1:47.0

Like what took the wrong week to drink?

1:48.0

I make you laugh.

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