Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages, fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim. Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us? I mean, if he will kindle the fire, who shall save us?

I mean, if he wants, you know, we could take turns pulling the donkey.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean your dungeon master, and with me tonight we have Kyle who plays Utax.

Name the killer.

Ben who plays Scrag.

Hello.

Matt who plays Aramel.

The Pirates Life for Me.

Stephanie who plays Dinias.

Ahoy-hoi-hoi.

And Scott, we heard your character's name last week, right?

Yeah.

But he has to say it each time he's called.

Yes, and it is Margain.

We must do research.

Oh, God, damn it.

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