Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages, thought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim. Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us? So could I grab his hand and we start skipping together to the library?

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking, and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean your dungeon master, and with me tonight we have Kyle who plays U-Tax.

Out of sync, never out of style.

Ben, who plays Scrag.

Hello.

Scott, who plays someonerag. Hello. Scott, who plays someone now.

Greetings and salutations.

And Matt, who plays someone now as well, maybe.

Amy, you're going to chop him from the fucking call?

I don't know.

Stephanie, who plays Denius.

No, a hoi-hoes today.

So last week was sad.

Or was it?

Let's find out.

Right?

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