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Lifeline

59. No Touchy Touchy

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 โ€ข 734 Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 28 May 2023

โฑ๏ธ 64 minutes

๐Ÿงพ๏ธ Download transcript

Summary

LIFELINE LUXURY starts on June 4 at patreon.com/lifelineluxury ๐Ÿคณ Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 โ˜Ž๏ธ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 ๏ฃฟ๐ŸŽง Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G ๐Ÿ”Š Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT ๐Ÿ”— All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’š Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we get an update from the sexploitation friend, how to deal with anti-american comments from our friends across the pond, giving your parenting advice to other parents, roller derby stage names, and what we think about eating outside. ๐Ÿ“† Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’ƒ Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:27.1

hello Do you know what I, I fucking hate, even though I like the band?

0:48.1

I hate when people act like this about the beach voice, my fucking God.

0:54.4

Herting his voice. My fucking God. Slightly different. I'll make you so sure.

0:57.2

Hurting his voice?

0:58.2

So, so bad.

0:59.4

Yeah. Wishes he started an octave lower.

1:00.9

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's nowhere to go.

1:03.1

Impressionistic way.

1:05.3

This guy.

1:06.3

God only knows, right. It's magic up high.

1:12.1

Right, and it's magic up high?

1:13.5

And I'll tell you, that's number three, the climax.

1:15.4

I'll tell you.

1:16.0

I'll tell you.

1:16.6

The top note is right there.

1:18.0

Sure about it.

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