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Lifeline

58. I'll Have The Calamari

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 โ€ข 734 Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 21 May 2023

โฑ๏ธ 59 minutes

๐Ÿงพ๏ธ Download transcript

Summary

LIFELINE LUXURY starts on June 4 at patreon.com/lifelineluxury ๐Ÿคณ Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 โ˜Ž๏ธ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 ๏ฃฟ๐ŸŽง Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G ๐Ÿ”Š Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT ๐Ÿ”— All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’š Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thanks for the calls! Today we discuss casual workplace sexism, confidence in a new profession, how long it takes for men to get over relationships, avoiding food aversions in your kids, and how to keep up good communication in a divorce. ๐Ÿ“† Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’ƒ Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?

0:07.4

Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.

0:13.8

Silly bookers?

0:14.8

Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.

0:17.1

Stop booking around and visit on the beach.com.

0:22.2

Conditions apply.

0:24.8

Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports for up to six people, Atoll protected.

0:28.7

On the beach.

0:33.7

Hello.

0:35.7

Hello.

0:38.0

Hello. Hello. Hello Hello We're pleased

0:39.2

Hello

0:40.3

Dude

0:41.3

Dude good job man

0:44.7

You got a dog on your lap

0:45.6

Dude

0:46.2

You ever think about how you have a dog on your lap

0:48.3

And it's so close because he's touching

0:49.6

Your generals are touching

0:50.5

Basically only there's a she

0:52.0

I've

0:52.3

Straight up

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