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Lifeline

60. The Depths of Dumb

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 โ€ข 734 Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 4 June 2023

โฑ๏ธ 57 minutes

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Summary

LIFELINE LUXURY starts TODAY at patreon.com/lifelineluxury ๐Ÿคณ Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 โ˜Ž๏ธ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 ๏ฃฟ๐ŸŽง Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G ๐Ÿ”Š Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT ๐Ÿ”— All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’š Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss having klepto friends, using the Marie Kondo method with your partner, what to do when people say "I'm praying for you", stealing your friends' baby names, rules for men dying hair, and if we need locks. ๐Ÿ“† Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’ƒ Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.6

Hello.

0:35.4

Hello.

0:37.3

Hello. Hello. Hello.

0:37.7

Would you please?

0:39.1

Hello.

0:40.8

Hello.

0:43.6

Hello.

0:44.7

Would you looky, looky there?

0:45.9

Hello.

0:46.6

Would you looky, looky there, dude?

0:49.1

I would look you, look, you there, and I did look you look you there, you know.

0:52.7

I've had so much mucus the past few days.

0:55.8

Boo!

0:57.0

Boo!

0:59.0

It's just crazy, dude.

1:00.4

It's like, enough's enough, mucus.

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