Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Yours out for the thing that dear John and Hank...

It's a comedy podcast about death.

We don't talk about death as much anymore, John.

I can fix that.

Okay, good.

But we, in addition to talking about death, we answer your questions, give you a debuse advice,

and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC.

Whimble dead. Hey, John, how you doing?

I'm doing all right considering that the sweet embrace of death is coming for me.

Yeah, no forever, forever and ever.

So when you raise your children, as a question that has become very pressing to me,

when do you start to tell them that they're going to die?

I guess when they start asking, which is pretty early, I remember Henry's best friend, Luna,

her cat died, and there was a whole ceremony.

He buried the cat in the backyard.

Luna and Henry were probably three.

And afterwards, someone came over to the house and said, Luna, I heard your cat went to

heaven, and Luna looked at the person and said, what are you talking about?

There's no heaven for cats.

The cat went in the yard.

Yeah, exactly.

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