58: DON’T SPIT START IT

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Live show recap, Billy was a joy, Apple is glitching our phones, kids shouldn’t give haircuts, foreplay is mandatory, possible potato crisis, signing up for Better Help, listener questions, I probably won’t let an animal get raped.

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0:00.0	You charge me a dollar for a bag of crumbles.
0:04.0	I'll let you have one crumbull.
0:06.0	It is good.
0:07.0	Is that what he hid from you?
0:09.0	He said she didn't even know I hid it in the refrigerator.
0:11.0	Because you know if he would have said it, it would have been gone and I was like sorry. There's no more. I have to use both.
0:18.1	Like scissors I have to do my right hand I eat with my left.
0:25.0	Hand jobs are with the right. Yeah. I guess I could do both.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	Yeah.
0:29.0	And we do you.
0:30.0	So here we are.
0:31.0	Episode 58, feeling great.
0:35.0	Did someone open our door?
0:36.2	Was that a ghost?
0:37.2	No, I think it was a live shot in the door.
0:39.6	So hey guys, let's start out with a recap about our live show because we forgot and we never
0:44.4	fucking we never even did it. Right. It was so nice and amazing and cute. It was so fun. It was
0:52.0	really cute and I was shocked. There were people that traveled far and wide to come hang out with us.
0:58.0	Literally there was some people from Chicago. There was a girl that drove up by herself from Long Beach. There was
1:04.9	people... Another girl that drove over four hours to get here. Yeah, what is that?
1:08.4	I love you guys. Crazy! Thank you so much. We were so goddamn nervous. You're so nervous. I was like
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