From Relay, this is connected, episode 588.

Today's show is brought to you by Surf Shark and Century.

I'm your keynote chairman, Federico Vitici,

and I'm joined today by annual chairman, Stephen Hackett.

Hello, Stephen, and happy birthday.

Thank you.

Thank you for holding down the fort last week when I was sick.

I'm glad to be back.

I enjoyed the show.

I am the annual chairman all year.

It's pretty cool.

And you're the keynote chairman for the foreseeable future, and we are

joined by someone who is neither of those things. Mike is here. The meat is underneath both slices

of bread this week. You know, you got to stop at some point with the same. No, man. I mean,

I've done all three scenarios, right? So they're all done now. So the meat has been in the middle,

the meat has been on top.

And now the meat is underneath.

Who knows where we go next week? Maybe there's no meat. Maybe we're vegan next week. Who knows? We'll find out. If you're on vacation? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'll be like... Just a piece of tofu next week or something. Yeah, I'm a slice of lettuce, baby, in between these two pieces of bread.

We'll find out.

Wow.

Yeah.

It is next week. Yeah, I'm a slice of lettuce, baby. In between these two pieces of bread, we'll find out.

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