The dolphin bites off the head of a fish and starts f***ing the fish's body like it's a flush life.

See that's what I'm into

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Gorgeous Jaguar, I'm Gillan. Oh, that's gorgeous.

I love that. Oh, yeah, that's beautiful. I'll drink if you're drinking. Yeah, if you're drinking, I'll drink. That was what we were up before. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's drink the Jaguar.

Beautiful. Is any good? I don't know, but it's $400. Oh, f***, yeah.

I'm gonna see right there. I'm gonna see right there. All right. Let me talk about it. Should we put ice on it? I guess a little rocks with that. Yeah, I'll do it.

I don't know how to pour a Jaguar. Yeah, I would think it would come out the mouth, but it looks like maybe it's the top. I wouldn't pour it out the mouth or the, or the ash.

The, where a whale would breathe. There's an interesting choice. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm seeing right there. Yeah. Um, and if you're, do you live out here? Yes. I live for real. Maybe eight minutes away. Wow. The house I just got. Holy shit.

Uh, she's going to get rocks. Then we'll pour a glass of glass of Jaguar. Yeah, we're neighbors. So my boy Hayden's here the every day with the bikes. Oh, yeah.

Bike fellas. Yeah. Good friend of mine. Good friend of mine. He came here from my place. Oh, really? Yeah, those bikes are dangerous. Oh, yeah, great. They're f***ing. They're really crazy. Like electrical.

You have the f***ing greatest hair. I've never seen them in my entire life. Thank you. So jealous. Yeah. Yeah, you're talking. I'm supposed to be checking. Yeah.

One banana. Yeah, you. Um, uh, I used to have hair like that. Yeah. Yeah. When I was young. What color? Uh, it was brown. It was actually a perfect shade of brown. And then I started dying it. And I f***ing lost it.

I, yeah. I've never done my hair. I've like thought about. I don't know what I would dye it. Just like a different. You don't need to. It's perfect. Thank you. I don't, you see you're from Wisconsin, right? Or no, you went to school, Madison. So, uh, I have a great story about Madison. So,

we're going. We're going. We're rolling. We're rolling. So the Wisconsin Dells is like a place where all the parks are. So, so they, they have this. The head of tourism in Wisconsin is this red headed woman. Very f***ing hot. I've never been in red head chicks. Right. Never my whole life. Never.

They locked me into a ride. And she leans over to tell me something head of tourism. Yeah, head of tourism. When they have a, you know, a title head of tourism. And she's, uh, like, at the time, I'm 36. She's like 40, right? This is a little older than me.

She's a little bit of a milf. Your sweet size. Yeah, I'll get into my red head. She leans over. And I see she's not wearing a bra. And I am like, holy f***ing shit. All of a sudden, I got the thing for redheads now. Like instantaneously, I'm like, well, so cut to two years ago. I'm at Madison, Wisconsin at the comedy club there. Comedy state. I kicked out of my first ever comedy show. And I got kicked out. Who you are?

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