587: Johnny Pemberton

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Johnny Pemberton, someone who thinks of themselves as a jester and an artist (but they ain't), re-joins the DTFH!

Keep an eye out for Johnny's new movie, Mermaid, probably coming out early next year!

Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg.

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0:00.0	Grinns to you, my friends. It is our detruself, and you will listen to Duncan Trussle,
0:06.1	friend of her hair, being recorded live from my pool house here in Tertown, most beautiful Tertown. A place that Lila seems to have been
0:18.1	desiccated with the infiltrator. I see many out here shopping with a t-shirt on and the ball cap on. Looking at the vet of her candles that T-town is so famous for, lifting up that close and smelling the candle itself instead of
0:37.0	waft in the aroma of the candle from within the close.
0:41.4	One of the first signs you don't need to be in Tereetown, my beautiful
0:45.6	tearetown. Now I wish that I have more time to talk a little bit and give my
0:51.9	regular tearetown report. time to talk a little bit and give my regular territory report my
0:54.4	was been going on including the ongoing lawsuit with my foolhardy neighbor who
0:59.6	refuses to take down a pine that is sure to fall upon my beautiful garden. I talk to him again
1:10.0	and again so don't go thinking that I'm a litigious sort for I'm not. In fact I dread the courtroom.
1:17.8	But in certain situations in man's life one has no choice but to kneel at the mercy of blind justice as
1:25.4	as well, knowing full well that justice will be served and I know my neighbor will
1:31.4	pay a dear prize for refusing to take down that pine.
1:36.7	I do have time to mention though that I have security cameras all over on my property.
1:42.4	And if one of the few ruffians who chose to desecrate
1:46.2	my shrine is listening to this, we know who you are, we know what you look like and we're going to track you down and you will deal with
1:58.5	something far more brutal than the hand of justice from courts. In this case I'm afraid we have no
2:06.4	choice but to resort to vigilante style justice. Terror down justice. Thank and you go climbing over the walls of any old house you choose in Tarotown.
2:18.0	Just go climbing up the wall, climb up the stone like a lizard that you are.
2:24.0	Jump on down and take your spray paint and desecorate one of my shrines.
2:30.0	Just go away, be fine, is what you thought.
2:33.0	Don't you just go away, me fine, go back down there to Braca Woods, wherever you came from,
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