586. - Moby
How Long Gone
Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse
4.4 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're going to go and How long gone? Back, post- Christmas feeling good. The cobwebs are shaking off the brain is working again I haven't seen |
| 0:25.3 | any Christmas trees at the curb for trash collection yet but I'm hoping to see |
| 0:30.1 | that today one more week one more week, this was, I had a conversation with my wife today about Christmas trees and we realize |
| 0:39.2 | that it's less work and it's easier to just get a real Christmas tree than to have a fake one. |
| 0:47.0 | Because the fake one you have to take out of a box, install, and then put it back in the box? |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah, but it's like a bastard to do it because like you keep it in the |
| 0:55.0 | rafters of your garage if you're privileged enough to have a garage but you know it's |
| 1:00.5 | heavy it's this bulky box that's ripping and shit and then you pull it out heavy it's this bulky box that's ripping and |
| 1:02.7 | and then you pull it out and it's just like it looks like an animal's penis |
| 1:06.9 | or something that's terrible and barbed and wrapped up and then you have to |
| 1:11.1 | fluff each individual branch and then when it's time to put it back you have to do |
| 1:16.7 | it all over again except now it has to fit into this box. |
| 1:21.1 | Yes, yes. And that's also a bastard. |
| 1:24.0 | So, but all that is to say we're like the only downside is you have to get this tree and drag it down to the curb and it just sort of rots in front of your house for |
| 1:33.7 | question mark amount of this. You strap on your bin Edgar gloves and kind of |
| 1:38.0 | gripped the tree in two places and you haul it out of there you're a strong guy you |
| 1:41.7 | could do it. Those gloves are for the magic of Christmas, |
| 1:44.5 | not for the manual labor part. |
| 1:46.2 | Okay? |
| 1:47.2 | Well, I like that's the manual labor that gets rid of a Christmas tree |
| 1:50.7 | is something that I could kind of, |
| 1:52.4 | that's the manual labor I can |
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