586: Goosegate Horsefly

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Hello, my name is Betty Boop, the owner of the Regular Features podcast. I am 95 years old but still as sprightly as a bag of Tennessee pickles. Teehee. Anyway it is my pleasure to welcome you to another episode I suppose. In this one, Steve's still on about aeroplanes for some reason, Log discovers the origins of Hockley Nottingham's infamous Goose Gate, and Matt lists the horses from worst to blurst.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:07.3	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.
0:12.5	As always, I am Matt Lees, and I'm joined by Jonathan Logblythe.
0:16.1	Oh, yeah.
0:16.7	Hey there.
0:17.4	Hoopalupa!
0:19.3	Whoa.
0:20.3	Sorry, I've got the spirit of the devil in me today.
0:23.0	I don't know.
0:23.7	What, who me?
0:24.5	Hi, I'm Steve.
0:25.9	Has anyone got any features?
0:27.8	I hate animals.
0:30.3	I hate plane crashes.
0:32.7	I love planes.
0:34.1	That's why I hate to see them crash.
0:35.4	Leave the planes alone.
0:37.3	Don't be bullying planes. And I hate I hate to see them crash. Leave the planes alone. Don't be bullying planes.
0:39.5	And I hate you two not knowing about Nottingham's Goose Gate. Oh, I do know about the Goosegate now
0:46.0	because we record the intro at the end and I've learned all about Goosegate from Log's features.
0:50.9	And I'm still annoyed that Goosegate isn't a scandal.
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