Good evening, good evening. Welcome to your, hey, happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day.

I am going out for a bit of a late dinner with my wife tonight, but we are doing a show first,

because when it comes to love, there's nothing that comes between me and the greatest audience

in the history of the world. Hey, come on. If this is the greatest show

in the history world, certainly what I'm in for, then you are the greatest audience. And thank you

for sticking through with philosophy through thick and thin, highs and lows, platforming,

and not quite so platforming. So I appreciate you being here.

And I am eager and happy and thrilled and excited

to take your questions.

But before we do that,

before we do that,

I want to talk,

since we're talking,

since it is Valentine's Day,

I really, really want to talk, since we're talking, since it is Valentine's Day, I really, really want to talk about stink. The stink. Stink is love. So our immune system as a whole has strengths and

weaknesses. It's good at some stuff, not good at other stuff.

So there was a study that was done not too long ago. And what they did was they measured

everybody's various immune strengths and weaknesses. And then they had them not bathe for

a while and then take their sweat, their pharynomes, their natural joy juice of Bonerville.

And they had the men sniff the women's smell and the women sniff the men's smell.

And they said, which do you find the most attractive?

And lo and behold, as evolution or the deity, whichever you prefer at the moment, would

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