Greetings, friends. It is I, Professor D. Truselm, a professor at Harvard, one of the great universities in Ivy League University.

I am tenured. I study chemistry, which I consider to be the ultimate field of research.

In my many years in chemistry, led me to a magnificent metal known as mercury.

And it was mercury that inspired me to start a podcast even though many of my colleagues said

that was a mistake because I wouldn't be taken seriously by the medical journals if I started a podcast, an interview to whoever I wanted.

But I am tenured. And I wanted to do a podcast. And I wanted to sing songs. And I wanted to write an album.

And I wanted to work on a quantum entanglement style, time travel device that is a wearable wristwatch.

But most importantly, I wanted to sing. I wanted to sing about one of the great metals.

Here's one of my songs from an upcoming album.

The answer, drinking mercury again.

They call it a poison because they don't want you to know that if you are lost, the direction it will show.

You'll see beautiful colors as a future on your past.

So holding it to my office, when it put mercury in your glass, in your glass.

That's actually a track from an album I'm releasing. It's called Mysterious Mercury.

And it is obviously dedicated to a misunderstood metal known as mercury.

Here's another song from the album.

And here's just one last song. There's actually 700 songs on the album.

So it is a digital download. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to fit it all on a CD though.

I do have an idea for a CD made of mercury. I think it could be used to store not just data, but feelings.

Here's another song from the album.

We have an excellent episode for you today.

What is here today is someone you probably know from the Midnight Gospel show I created with the Genius Pendleton Award.

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