Greetings to you. I salute you from the DTFH official patriotic studios of light. Welcome.

This is the Dunker Trussle family, our podcast. My name, of course, is Dunk and Trussle.

I'm known for my use of magnum condoms. I put them on cucumbers. It keeps them fresh.

Speaking of fresh, this is a wonderful podcast with my dearest angel of a wife.

Aaron, who just gave birth to our third child and we thought we would check in with you all so you could hear the story.

Be warned. If you're triggered by stories of vaginas and stuff exploding out of them, this might not be the podcast for you.

But if that's the kind you're into, then get ready because this is exactly what you've been looking for.

If you happen to be listening to this on the week of September 8th, 9th and 10th, once you come, see me at Zainey's in Rosemont, Illinois.

After that, I'm going to be in Tacoma. That is September 21st, 22nd and 23rd at the Tacoma Comedy Club.

And then I'm headed to beautiful San Francisco, October 6th and 7th.

And I hope to see you all at these dates. You can find lots more dates at Dunk and Trussle.com.

And also, when you subscribe to our Patreon, it's patreon.com forward slash DTFH.

And now everybody, please extend your arms and embrace my beautiful, wonderful wife, Aaron Trussle.

Evan Trussle. Welcome to the DTFH. Who? Evan? Aaron. Wow. Been a while since you've been on the podcast. Yeah. What's been going on?

Moved. Moved.

Mm-hmm. Go on.

Think where we left it off. We were in Asheville debating where to move.

We were up in the mountain. So we were like, deep weaverville in that cool little.

No.

We weren't. We're, oh, right. No, that's right. I remember that one. Oh, yeah, those are hard times.

Yeah. That was brutal. I remember we were all like, we were just like, oh, it was when the whole family had COVID.

And we were, we just had COVID. We were pissed at each other.

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