58: Zane's Little Sister Was Involved in the Cartel

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Well this episode is about to go down in the UNFILTERED history books because, coffee beans, … … let us present the moments you have all been waiting for. That’s right, there’s more than one! First, after over a year of crafting… of honing, and perfecting… of hinting and teasing (sorry ‘bout that) we are thrilled to finally unveil: KRAMODA COFFEE! Zane + Heath are extremely grateful that so many of you have kept UNFILTERED as a part of your weekly routine, and they’ve worked tirelessly building a company whose blends are sure to fit right into your morning routines too! Oh, and since this is such a personal episode, we hope you don’t mind us inviting some family over to sip and celebrate with us. On second thought, we’re sure you won’t, because in response to countless comments, emails, and some demanding call-ins, this week’s guest is none other than Zane’s sister and a true queen: HIDAYA HIJAZI!! We hear all about Hidaya’s job serving up sweet treats for some sour customers. Then we delve deeper when we inquire about everything from our guest’s religious views and cultural upbringing to how she truly feels about her brother’s very public career path. Is the influencer life for her? What made her so wise beyond her years? …Wait, she hides WHAT under her scarf? And HOW did she ruin the car Zane surprised her with? And WHEN did she become involved with the south Floridian drug cartel!!?!?

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0:56.6	Big episode.
0:57.5	Here we go.
0:57.8	It is.
0:59.3	Should we do grace before we start?
1:01.3	Just say a prayer.
1:02.7	I'm already doing it wrong.
1:03.6	Bismal-rahman al-a-lechim.
1:05.7	Oh, sorry.
1:06.2	Macarena.
1:07.4	Do a Mac-Marine.
1:07.5	Miss Mary Mac.
1:10.8	Miss Mary Mac Mac. Miss Mary Mac was this.
1:11.6	Down by the river with the hanky, tank you said the bulldog.
1:14.6	I'm so sorry for all the people listening are over fucking 15 years old.
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