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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

57: Strange Things We All Feared as Kids

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.934.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Granny wigs, sex crabs, make a splish splash! Whew, this episode might be a choppy one, but we are gonna ride the waves that we make this week and just hope we don’t wipeout. Maybe Heath can put his newfound surfing skills to use and teach us how to hang ten! Once we’re back on dry land though, things just keep getting stranger as we talk about our carnivorous tendencies and our grievances with weddings. Plus, two members of the gang are reminded of a rivalry they’ve had that dates all the way back to their childhood. Let’s just hope that a good ol’ heart-to-heart chat about mental health (spurred by one of our call-in coffee beans) can keep this friend”ship” from sinking! 


If not, grab your scuba suit and get ready to hold your breath for a modest 145 hours because the laughs from this episode of Zane + Heath: UNFILTERED will have you gasping for air!

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0:00.0

Mariah's all banged up today looking very. So you didn't cut your hair.

0:04.3

I did. Oh, you did. Okay. I thought like you can do bangs like whenever you want.

0:07.6

I'm like damn. That's like actually good hair. Usually I can like I can either slick it back or like ta-da, but I just got my haircut done I got my haircut done a couple days ago right down the street

0:22.3

she's actually really good you should try her out she's really sweet too it's fun it's nice it feels

0:26.4

good to get like a refresher yeah yeah can't relate Kenny what about you okay curls

0:30.8

pan to the tumbleweed on my head can't relate to that your hair grows so fast it is it yeah it literally

0:36.5

does it's like bamboo.

0:38.3

That's funny.

0:39.3

Every time I see, or any time I see any girl in bangs, it reminds me of the time I was talking to this girl.

0:44.3

And she got bangs and she was like, do you like me with bangs or without banks?

0:49.3

Like she just asked me a question.

0:51.3

There's no right answer to that. And I was like you. I like you without banks.

0:55.1

And she's like,

0:55.9

wow.

0:56.5

And we were,

0:56.9

we got into a two week fight.

0:58.0

It was crazy.

0:59.4

What?

1:00.4

Like,

1:00.9

it's like why ask the question if you don't like,

1:03.5

if you ask a question,

1:04.4

you want an honest answer.

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