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0:00.0	Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards,
0:03.4	a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy,
0:06.5	the country's most exclusive boarding school.
0:08.9	Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power,
0:12.7	money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.
0:15.9	Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early, and ad-free on Wondering Plus.
0:24.7	Attention, fragile residents of Earth.
0:27.2	The following podcast is not real.
0:29.6	But it is a proud member of the kidney snake, uh, the Ear Wolf Podcasting Network.
0:34.9	And it continues to be sponsored by an unnamed mystery company that wants to encourage listeners
0:39.7	to send candy bars, voice acting manuals, or really whatever, too.
0:44.3	Cards Against Humanity.
0:45.8	1917 North Elston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642.
0:50.2	Care of Arnie, knee-camped for Million Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon.
0:54.6	And they'll try to shove that stuff through the portal behind the Burger King.
0:58.6	Is that a euphemism?
1:00.4	Anyway, enjoy the show.
1:24.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:26.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.
1:28.1	I'm your host, Arnie Kneecamp.
1:29.8	If you've never listened to the podcast before, everyone's listened.
1:32.5	And no, no, no, some people are listening to the podcast for the first time right now,
	...

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