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0:00.0	Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards,
0:03.4	a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy,
0:06.5	the country's most exclusive boarding school.
0:08.9	Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power,
0:12.7	money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.
0:15.9	Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early and ad-free, on Wondering Plus.
0:24.0	The following podcast is not real, but it is part of the Ear Wolf Network.
0:29.0	Late at night when you hear that distant ringing in your ear,
0:31.7	do not panic, Tis but the disconsolate lowing of the Mind Cow.
0:35.6	It, uh, the Ear Wolf.
0:37.4	This episode was also sponsored by a company that chooses to remain secret.
0:41.6	This unnamed sponsor wants listeners to know that they can send candy bars
0:45.9	or really any weird thing to the following address.
0:48.9	Cards Against Humanity
0:50.8	1917 North Elston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642,
0:55.5	care of Arnie Necap, Vermillion Minotaur, Town of Augsface, Land of Foon,
1:00.4	and they promise to try to shove that thing through the portal behind the Burger King
1:04.4	and get it to the show's hosts.
1:06.3	Hmm, hang on, isn't Cards Against Humanity a company?
1:10.3	I'm sure it's unrelated. The mystery continues. Enjoy the show.
1:20.8	Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:40.7	I'm your host Arnie Necap, if you've never listened to the podcast before.
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