On the Ember Podcast this week, we tackle a return of O Shellhead, the man in the can,

the aluminium Avenger, yes, it's Steve Kuggen, and Michael Winterbottom the look of love.

We also have an exclusive podend of you with a man who is Alan Parkridge, and now Paul Raymond,

Mr. Steve Kuggen, of course, plus we review Lords of Salem, Bernie, the ABCs of death,

and a little film called Iron Man 3. We'll also be talking to Don Cheetle, aka War Machine,

aka Iron Patriot, and the only movie podcast that got a 10 podcast band for biting winter

time and on the shoulder. Hello pod, I'm Chris Hewitt, and my Iron Man style,

UHD, is telling me that we're 85% capacity for this week's Empire Podcast, which, frankly,

is as good as it's ever going to get, especially when I just got off a plane. I'm back after a

difficult week in Cancun, where I was once served to drink at room temperature. Let me tell you

that waiter will not be feeding his family any time soon, but I digress, joining me to talk about

the return of Tony Stark, and much, much more are three of my empire colleagues. First off,

as a man who, if he decided to follow Tony Stark's lead, and don a metal suit, could choose a name

that would get Alanis Marseille, all kinds of excited. Isn't it Iron Nick? Iron, Iron Nick? Iron

Nick, Iron Nick, it's, it's Nick DeSemilian. Hello. Hello. You alright? Yeah. Nickel is a type of

metal, so I'll just call myself Nickel. Nickel Man, I like it. It's good. Next, we have a young

whipper snapper who's into all the latest technology, all the latest gear. He's fully first and can't

be served. Often follows bands on ping, using his spectrum sedix 81. Why not hit him up in his

MySpace page. It's our fair you and Tony Stark. Ali Plum. My voice is my passport. Hello,

everyone. Hello, hello. And last but not least is a man who's as glib and sarcastic as Tony Stark,

only with none of the facial hair, money, or likeability. It's all the Richards. Hello. You're

right. Oh, alright. Thanks. This is a lovely introduction. I know. I like to, you know, make you feel

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