On the Empire Podcast this week, we will feast on your soul with a star and director

of Evil Dead, but only in an interview-y way, not a demon possession way, unless I accidentally

read from that sinister looking book instead of this script.

Also, we'll be starting a rebellion with French director and star Matthew Kessevitz,

and we'll be reviewing both those films, plus White House hostage drama Olympus has fallen,

an environmental drama promised land. Hello, Port, I'm Helen O'Hara, and welcome to the Empire

Podcast, which is the only movie podcast to have taken a bullet for the president. Well,

that guy told us he was the president anyway. Once again, the revolving door has turned,

and Chris has left us for foreign climbs, where even now he is hacking his way through the

undergrowth in search of movie news in the jungle. Joining me instead is a cracked team of

heavily armed and highly trained film agents. First up is Ali Plummer, a man who has never met a

team of vicious terrorists that he didn't try to brutally take down. Hello, Ali. Hello, that's

certainly true. That reminds me of something I recently heard on a podcast that both Nick and I

enjoy, which is how to this get made, and they kind of dissect difficult, shall we say, movies,

also known as Terrible Films, which don't make any sense. The latest one they did was Street Fighter,

and that question reminded me of JCVD's character in that, who essentially does, you know,

meet every single vicious terrorist and just twists their head off. It's just a really long,

convoluted way of working back to the fact that JCVD gave you his business card. No, no,

this is just to kind of give a shout out to how to this get made. I mean, Crosshound is phone

number before he goes, you saw you wouldn't call him in the night. He did do that. That's not why I'm

bringing it up, but yeah, it was just kind of a hat tip to how to this get made, who are great,

and kind of discuss this sort of shit every single week. So yeah, Nick, you're right. Yeah,

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