57: 15 Dogs Are Missing

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Vacation observations, don’t take your dog’s pills, poop forensics, respect other laws and cultures while visiting abroad, T.I. is still gross, Bezos’ latest donation, and don’t use my good paper towels.

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0:00.0	Are you going to talk about it now when we're not recording?
0:02.8	I'm just saying.
0:04.8	Hello, there's only sound in my right ear.
0:07.6	Motherfucker, no.
0:09.1	You can't get it out!
0:10.1	Ah! I was trying. So welcome to episode. So welcome to episode
0:17.0	5! Hines 57!
0:21.0	Heinz 57 sauce.
0:23.1	Do you know why they have 57?
0:25.3	No. Is it 57 ingredients in their kitchen?
0:27.8	I think so, something like that.
0:29.6	I don't know why I said no.
0:30.9	Hmm.
0:32.1	I don't know. I don't know. I'm making shit up at this point. I don't know.'m making shit up at this point I don't know I think it's herbs and
0:35.2	spices to make that but that's a lot just to make ketchup 57 that's successive you
0:41.8	just need ketchup like tomato and sugar and vinegar and that's successive you just need catch up like tomato and sugar and vinegar and that's it pretty much
0:46.6	I have to do some research on that I have a grape in my mouth I apologize
0:51.2	So dotty's in surgery currently having her ovaries and stuff removed and I want to be in surgery having my ovaries remote. I'm really jealous of Doty right now now I want fucking spade I wonder if they could do it for like their friends
1:06.8	I want a partial hysterectomy so bad you guys do it just pretend I'm a great Dane right
1:13.0	Yeah, I was so sad.
1:14.0	I had anxiety last night when she went to bed.
1:17.0	I was sad.
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