Welcome to Totalis Rankium. I am Jamie.

And I'm Rob ranking all the emperors from Augustus to Augustulus and this is episode 58.

Oh, Constantine.

I've heard of him. Oh yes, well that's it. We're, like I said last week, it's the last of the big, big names. There's a couple I've heard of him Oh yes, well that's it We're like I said last week It's the last of the big big names Okay There's a couple I've got an eye on in the future though It certainly won't be out of last Genet Cesar No Not but I'm prejudging that But yeah no It's a biggie Yeah And this is going to be a long episode So let right into it. Please. But let's just mention that this is your special birthday episode. Oh, thank you. Probably. Well, we're five days off, releasing this weekend. Yeah, we'll be the best this one, do birthday. Oh, happy birthday. I got you this. Oh, wow. Yeah. I didn't know these were legal name.

No, well if you turn it that way, then you'll see that it actually starts to shine.

Wow.

Yeah, if you cover those three holes as well, it will sometimes play blue.

Oh, yeah.

So that was possible.

Didn't think you had one.

No, thank you very much.

Good.

Right, my good. Right, thank you very much. Good, right, right. Good.

Let's make a start.

Okay, Constantine, early life.

We've already covered quite a lot of his life, haven't we?

We have, yeah.

Yes.

This is it.

Spent a while with Thingy Bob Galerius, wasn't it?

Yeah, yeah. And, yeah, then on his dad's deathbed, Constanches, he said,

my son will be emperor, probably.

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