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Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

57 Licinius

Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

Comedy, History

4.9742 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2017

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

We are down to the final two! Who will come out on top? The young but ambitious Constantine or the more experienced Licinius? Well, it’s Licinius first, so you can probably guess… but exactly how did Licinius fail? was it a brave last stand, refusing to bow down to superior numbers? Or did he slowly become humiliated after being beaten over and over resulting in him running away what seems every other week. We’ll give you two guesses which.    Also: Find out what Season 2 is of Totalus Rankium!

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0:00.0

Welcome to Totalis Rankium. This week, Licilius.

0:10.0

This week, Licilius. Hello and welcome to Roman emperors, so tell us Rankium.

0:26.8

I am Jamie.

0:27.6

And I'm Rob ranking all the emperors from Augustus to Augustulus, and we're on episode 57, and it is none other than Licinius.

0:35.3

Licinius. He's the least we've heard of, isn't he?

0:38.0

Since we've covered all the others, and we've only got Constantine left. Yes. But no, I know what you mean. You haven't heard much for me. He entered late, didn't he? Where did he come from, sort of thing? Yeah, well, we'll find out. He swerved in from the side. He did, he did. Or was he there all along? In the Sh shadows? So he was born in approximately 263.

0:58.0

263? Yes. Are you sure?

1:01.0

Yeah, yeah, a ramman. It's a ramman. Right. We know nothing about his childhood.

1:06.0

Oh, okay. No. But yet again, it was probably of lowly origin in the same Danube area as most of those other emperors have been recently. In Licinius's case, it was Upper Moesia, which is nice. It's lovely in the spring. Yes. At some point, he joined the army. And he worked his way up with the ladder. Wow, how'd you know that?

1:27.7

I don't know. Just a feeling. It will actually stop soon. It really will.

1:32.2

Okay. Yeah, he joined the army. He worked his way up the ladder and he became friends with another

1:37.0

rising star, Galerius. I've heard of him. Yeah. When Diocletian took the throne, he would

1:43.2

have been rising through those ranks.

1:45.2

Okay.

1:45.7

Quick smart. In 293, when his friend became Caesar, Galerius, he would have started to move in powerful circles.

1:54.0

There's some indication that he did very well during the war against the Persians with Galerius.

1:58.7

Do you remember when Galerius ambushed and managed to get Valerian back? Yeah. Yes. Well, I say that. I remember doing my notes and thinking, oh, this is the one where they found the stuffed. That didn't actually happen, did it? Yes, it did. Yes, it did. Definitely did. They carried him, dragged him through the desert. Yeah.

2:18.3

Arm fell off halfway through, but...

2:20.3

That's right.

2:21.3

It's fine, and stitch it back up.

2:22.3

Yeah.

2:23.3

So we think that Licinius was there doing a good job.

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