58: Call Your Judge 60+ Times To Cuss Her Out (And Other Legal Tips!)

Rebuttal

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🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) HAPPY NEW YEAR! Pro-tip: If you're planning to leave 60+ threatening, profanity-laced voicemails for the Franklin County, Ohio judge presiding over your drunk-driving case, be *sure* to identify yourself by name, leave your phone number, and let her know you're *also* calling in bomb threats to a local bar, a Home Depot, a Best Western, and two nearby schools. AND don't forget to call the local sheriff's office 100 times to advise them, among other things, that one of their dispatchers is "probably fat as f***." **No, this isn't real legal advice. This is sarcasm. But this case is very real.** Listen to Reb unpack United States v. Yousif Mubarak (2025). *** MERCH STORE IS LIVE! Shop Reb Masel and Rebuttal Pod merch: ⁠⁠https://rebmasel.shop/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CLICK HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to PREORDER Reb's book: The Book They Throw At You—A Sarcastic Lawyer's Guide* To The Unholy Chaos of Our Legal System, *God No, Not Actual Legal Advice *** Follow @RebuttalPod on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Follow @Rebmasel on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! *** 0:00 - Intro / HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 1:42 - CASE BEGINS 5:15 - And a partridge in a pear tree 6:57 - VICTIMS: Every business with a phone number 8:22 - Character evidence is generally not admissible... 11:45 - ...Unless... 13:10 - Answering your hearsay questions real quick 15:34 - Recentering 19:26 - 2ND ARGUMENT ON APPEAL 20:54 - FINAL ARGUMENT ON APPEAL 23:44 - 2022 University of Idaho Murders + CSLI 24:12 - Kohberger's cell tower pings 25:02 - YOUSIF'S CSLI WITHOUT A WARRANT 28:44 - Never consent to a search!!!!!!! 29:51 - Next time, turn your phone off 31:57 - SHORT HOLIDAY CASE 33:39 - Reb's Rebuttal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Shopify. With Shopify, 2026 is the year you make it happen. It gives you the tools to build your dream store, online and in person. Plus with marketing built in, it'll help you reach exactly who you need to. Join the millions who've already made the leap, like Jim Shark and all birds, and ring in the new year with Shopify.
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0:27.9	com slash Spotify.
0:29.9	Happy New Year, everybody.
0:31.4	2025 felt like I was awake during surgery, but it is the new year.
0:36.3	God bless.
0:37.3	And this is the Revbuttal podcast where we
0:39.6	break down case law, comedy, and chaos in the legal field. I am your host, Red Maisel,
0:44.6	wearing another piece of our merch from our merch shop, which is linked in the show notes.
0:49.2	This one is the rebuttal podcast Retro T-shirt. I love it a whole lot. It says listen to your lawyer. Rebuttal pod graphics on itshirts i love it a whole lot it says listen to your lawyer rebuttal pod
0:56.4	graphics on it i love it a lot you will be seeing me wear merch for now until the end of time because
1:03.0	i love that i now have a wardrobe guaranteed for these episodes isn't that so great i don't have to make
1:07.8	decisions right i know you might be thinking isn't that an easy decision you would be have to make decisions, right? I know. You might be thinking, isn't that an easy decision? You would be shocked, right? You would be shocked. Let's just hop right
1:15.2	into it, okay? Pro tip, if you are planning to leave 60 plus threatening profanity-laced voicemails for the
1:21.4	Franklin County, Ohio judge presiding over your drunk driving case, be sure to identify yourself by name, leave your phone number,
1:30.4	and advise her that you're located in a different state, and that the federal authorities alone
1:35.8	have the power to arrest you. Also consider calling in bomb threats to a local bar, a Home Depot,
1:42.8	a Best Western, and two nearby schools. And you should definitely
1:48.4	within a seven-day period do all of this, in addition to phoning the local sheriff's office,
1:54.2	100 times to advise them, among other, aggressive things, that one of their dispatchers is, quote, probably fat as fuck.
2:04.0	I would hope that you know I'm being completely sarcastic by now.
2:08.6	If you don't, I don't know how else to help you.
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