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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to the Rebuttal podcast where we break down case law, comedy, and chaos in the legal field.

I am your host, Rev Maisel, wearing another

piece of our merch you can get at our merch shop linked in the show notes. This one says you always

have the right to remain silent. Some of you just don't have the ability. It also comes in a

crewneck sweatshirt, a bunch of different colors. It is really a gem, a dime. I like my t-shirts

oversized. This is like a larger in Excel. So just keep that in mind. If you want it more fitted,

you can get it in a small, et cetera, et cetera. You get the vibe. So this episode is going to be our

last one of December. I know, I am so sorry. We are not going to do one

next week because I am off for the holiday. Hopefully y'all are off for the holiday. And we will have

one that goes live January 1st of 26, kicking off the new year right. So don't you worry, you will get your rebuttal pod fix

soon enough. Now, for this episode, it is December. Okay. This isn't so much a holiday episode,

as much as it is a, hey, remember when Pearl Harbor happened episode, which you might think

that's weird to bring up randomly.

Well, I know, but just let me have an intro that makes sense.

This episode is not so much about a legal case.

This is just something crazy.

That did indeed happen during Pearl Harbor that we haven't talked about yet. I haven't

really talked about yet. It is absolutely something I bring up at parties because I just implored

that this happened and I never really knew about it until I was much older. And if you listen to my

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