Okay, folks, welcome to Planet Porky.

This is the latest podcast up here on Planet Porky.

I'm the Porkmeister and delighted that with me today, Lord Snooty, who is bringing to bear

the sort of views that people of his standing have in life.

And Snooty, I have to say, before we go any further, how pleased I am with the response we got to the last podcast that went out just a couple of days ago.

How nice of people to get in touch and tell us how much they're enjoying it?

Very nice indeed. Always a pleasure to hear from the Porky Planet fraternity, I suppose,

following, whatever you want to call them.

The Porky flock.

The flock, indeed, is a good way of describing them.

And particularly, I think, Porky questioning your golfing abilities after the last episode.

Well, as I say, I haven't really got out onto the course the last couple

of years. And I find that people, you know, when they get to my stage of life, they're involved

in business and all that kind of stuff, it's not even very easy to switch off and play golf, you know.

When you're involved in a sort of multi-directional industry like we are, you know, we have so many

responsibilities technically, creatively,

creatively. Are you not semi-retire at your age? Well, I'm kind of semi-retire, but I'm looking

for new opportunities all the time. Are you? And of course, quite late on in my career, I've been

discovered as the face of television. So, of course, I have to watch my looks and, you know,

I don't want to have too much wind on my face on a golf course, you know, which might scale my skin or something like that.

How's that TV career going, by the way?

TV career is going brilliantly, thank you.

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