God save the Queen.

Da nah nahh, she ain't no human being.

Blah da. We really mean it, my...

Okay, easy, easy,

easy, punk rock, Willie.

Good Lord, what got into me? Doing some... Easy punk rock willy good lord look out in of me doing some sex pistols out of the gate

Yikes

Welcome to the show everybody good to have you here what a show what a show we're going to be

talking about some crazy stuff today we're going to be talking about me going

on some adventures in Europe which is going to be really fun. We're going to be talking about the worst

kind of blow jobs in the world. Yeah, I know. Wait a year about the worst kind of blow jobs in the world?

We're going to be taking some of your phone calls here today's.

I mean you pavement pounders are going to be calling in and by the way in case

you don't know the number it's

three two three seven three nine forty three thirty uh... you can always call in and

leave a message you're going to be hearing from some of our listeners today.

And also we're going to be talking about there was a crazy murder attempt.

Just when you think crazy fre freaky murder attempts only happened in the USA,

something went down in Japan that was pretty bizarre.

Sounded American, but turned out to be Japanese.

Way to hear about this, it's crazy, it's crazy

crazy.

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