Hey now. Okay, no reason to be singing like that at the beginning of a podcast. It's probably

alienating and people are like, uh, don't need that, I'm switching channels.

Are there channels and podcasts?

Are there a bunch of channels? I don't know.

Welcome everybody to the Harland Highway. Glad you're here as I said

another podcast I've been all over the place a little bit lately I missed a couple

of podcasts due to all my relocation

with my sitcom starting and stopping and blah blah blah. So we're here, what a show.

We're going to be talking about something that you all do but you will all deny texting and driving.

Oh sure everyone else does it not you. Uh-huh. We're going to uncover that. We get a call from one of the

pavement pounders on that. I'm going to be talking about a species of animal that

invaded my house and I'm going to chat about that for a while and

then I'm going to go up on stage live and work it out.

Get all my frustrations out,

and all my thoughts about this crazy invasive animal taking over my home

up on stage at a really weird comedy club. So it's to be a fun show here we go

thanks for being here ladies and gentlemen this is the Harland Highway

you just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

I'm funny, how?

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