We need to try on a new God is what I'm saying.

Maybe we can have an election or something.

Like we can screw one of those up, right?

I'd run for God.

Here's my stump speech.

If I get to be God, when you turn about 35, you can swap out masturbation

for the ability to just rub your own back. Thanks for doing in once again to the podcast. It's so good to be with you.

I am on tour, like starting almost immediately.

So rather than me hammering home all of the dates and all of the cities, every time I come on

and boring everybody so that you hit that little skip button, which I hate by the way.

Oh, I hate it.

Just know that you can either go to DavidCSmolly.com

and see the tour dates or text me at 424 3060 798.

424 3060 798, and if you text the number, there's a chance I could get you either special offers or free tickets.

Sometimes the clubs are like, oh, we'll give you 10 comps, or we'll give you 5 comps, or have a handful of limited, and sometimes the clubs are like unlimited comps until we sell out, so first come first serve and so that's kind of what's going on in

Dallas this weekend like I say this weekend I mean the first weekend in March

so March 4th 5th 6, they were like, hey, we want you to feature,

so I'm doing 25 minutes right before the headliner. His name is Dauve, Davidoff, and I'm doing 25 minutes before him,

five straight shows at the Addison Improv.

It's going to be a lot of fun and the GM told me this morning hey unlimited cops man

tell your fans to come out and we'll put them on the list

So if you want free to you could always just go to Davidseismolley.com

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