Good evening. Sixth of November 2024. Yes, that's right. I'm cooking on a little under four hour

sleep because, you know that meme? This is how women sleep, you know, peacefully, and this is how men sleep.

We don't! We're up monitoring the election to make sure

that shit doesn't flip blue at four o'clock in the fucking morning. Don't blink. It'll get,

switched. Did you have that? I'm like, I can't sleep because cause and effect is backwards for me.

I still have PTSD from 2020.

So yes, yes, good evening.

Good evening.

Some answers as to where those 20 million mystery voters may have vanished, they're still only

half finished, I think, in California. See, I know that there's some paper ballots and

shit like that, but isn't the whole point of electronic stuff? Isn't the whole point of

electronic stuff that you're supposed to count it quickly. I mean, people with actual paper ballots

count it faster than all of this fancy-dancy machinery. It's like you've got this giant

Excel spreadsheet, right? And then your boss says, well, what's the total? And you're like,

well, shit, I don't know, man, I'm going to have to work that out by hand. And it's like,

don't you have an, didn't I pay a $3,000 computer, and don't you have Excel training,

and you've got this giant spreadsheet with 90 tabs?

No.

I mean, I have a spreadsheet.

That's true.

But if you want the total, I'm going to have to go and count things by hand

and work it out with an abacus and my fucking toes.

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