The Inconparable, number 570, June 2021.

Welcome back, everybody, to The Incomparable.

I'm your host, Jason Snell.

This is a very special episode.

It's not a draft, people.

It's not a draft.

It's a pitch session where people are going to be pitching me and you the listener

on in this case new muppet movies you see we feel like maybe we love the puppets here at the

incomparable we've done episodes about the puppets there's a whole podcast at the incomparable

that was about muppet movies called bear left right, named for my favorite joke in the Muppet movie.

And now we're going to pitch what a new Muppet movie might be like, just trying to help out the Scrappy Upstarts at, what is this, Disney?

It says here, Disney owns the Muppets.

All right, the Scrappy Upstarts at Disney, whatever that you know, their Muppet business because they need a little help.

They need a little guidance, and we're going to provide it.

Let me introduce the people who are going to be pitching a new Muppet movie to you in this episode.

In the order, they were chosen by Random.org, which will also be the order in which you will hear their

pitches. First up will be Nathan Alderman. Hello. Hi. Hi, hello. Then Kelly Gamont.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Then Quinn Rose. I don't have him up its impression,

but I do have a lot of love. Yes, and one of the co-hosts of Bear Left, Right Frog, I have to say.

So thank you for walking through all the moments.

Maybe you can use your knowledge of what you've seen, the good, the bad, the highs, the lows.

Use it for good.

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