Warning, the following podcast contains adult language in its most juvenile form.

This week's episode of The Skate the Atheist is brought to you by Hello Fresh,

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atheist good news everyone it's me professor Farnsworth I'm here to tell you that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men and if you want to see a

cosplay of my good palpender then go to Rich Rahl at Instagram to see it.

Thanks. I It's Thursday.

Thursday.

It's January 18th.

And it's National Peeking Duck Day.

Oh, you like what you see, you dirty little duck?

Not that kind of peeking.

I'm no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick.

I'm Heath Enright, and from Chelsea, Hand handlers New Jersey, Ann Arbor Michigan and

way across Georgia, this is the scathing East. On this week's episode, the

duck jerking off through my window will make no sense anymore.

People in North Carolina and Montana scour the woods after porn-ub shuts them down.

And we'll pick another book to hate read.

But first, the Dietride. I had that moment again where a Christian saw my office.

That was always fun.

I had relatives over what I wanted to see my studio where he knew what I did for a living, he wanted to see what the magic happened, and that's awkward because he's very much a believer and a vocal one.

And my studio, which is also my office, is very much atheist, and it's decorated with shit that listeners gave me right over the year

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