569: Poisonous Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Headlines:
American Atheist releases their 2024 State of the Secular States report: https://states.atheists.org/
Navajo Nation’s objection to landing human remains on the moon prompts last-minute White House meeting: https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/05/world/peregrine-moon-mission-navajo-nation-objection-human-remains-scn/index.html
A bill could require future rest stop Chick-fil-A’s to stay open on Sundays:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/28/business/chick-fil-a-sunday-new-york-rest-stop/index.html
Lindsay Graham declares ‘war’ against NY to protect Chick-fil-A’s Sundays off: https://thehill.com/business/4374517-graham-declares-war-against-ny-bill-chickfila-sundays/
Ken Paxton's Shakedown of Seattle Hospital Warning of 'Tyranny,' Critics Say: https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/seattle-hospital-sues-ag-paxton-re-trans-healthcare-cites-shield-law-18236553
Psychic on Fox News uses tarot cards to predict Trump and Biden's future:
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/jan/03/donald-trump-psychic-jesse-watters-fox-news
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/fox-psychic-clip
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| 0:29.2 | Code. UK. |
| 0:30.1 | Warning, by the time I finished the Senate's, this podcast will already have started using words like fuck. |
| 0:36.0 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Adam and Eve, |
| 0:40.0 | and by The New Medicine to Help you get through the election year, |
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| 0:51.6 | Hibernall. Sure, you can take it yourself, but your trump-loving aunt isn't watching |
| 0:56.2 | her coffee that closely. |
| 0:59.3 | And now, the scathing atheist. |
| 1:02.1 | This is Drew from the Safety of Work Podcast. |
| 1:04.8 | I hate having to choose between literal and political correctness. |
| 1:08.3 | So I'll just say that as a professor of science, |
| 1:10.8 | I assure you that we did, in in fact evolve from filthy open square brackets, monkey people close |
| 1:16.3 | square brackets. Oh. It's Thursday. |
| 1:40.0 | January 11th and it's National Girl Hug Boy Day. |
| 1:44.3 | Okay, we gotta stop letting Tarzan make holidays. |
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