No, this isn't the Woody Woodpecker show. This is the Harlan Highway. You're at the right place. There might be a lot of woodpeckers here, but

Welcome everybody. I am Harlan Williams. You are rolling down the

Harlan Highway with me. We got a fun show today. Oh my God I'm going to tell you about a an ancient soap opera that

popped up from my past oh yeah something over a quarter of a century old a an old flame if you

will came back to haunt me in the most unexpected time and the most unexpected

place I'll talk about that later in the show.

Also an incredible new kind of futuristic food that the world of technology is bringing to you and me.

You're not going to believe this story.

It's almost unbelievable, but it's actually true.

We're going to talk about that and then also on my

last podcast I had asked you men to call in and tell me if you cried about things

because we all know men aren't supposed to cry, right, ladies and

gentlemen? So we got a call from one of the pavement pounders and he opened up.

He shared with us, with you what makes them cry.

So here we go get your box of Kleenics ladies and gentlemen.

This is the Harland Highway

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week to smoke.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

Like I took the wrong week, quit drinking.

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