Kooky show today. We got an interesting show today. We're going to start the show off with some science, okay?

Somebody's done some really clever inventive experimentation that could lead to a lot of groundbreaking science.

I can't wait to tell you about that. You will be astounded and amazed how stupid, I mean how informative and important

this science is.

Also I got some phone calls from some of the pavement pounders. I had done a podcast a few weeks ago about

admitting to eating food out of the garbage and I asked you guys to call in and believe it or not some of you God bless you called in and told me shared your

Food garbage stories with me so I don't feel like such the moron myself anymore and then also I'm

going to get into a topic that irks me where I find that movies are trying to make women and little girls these big tough-ass

heroines, these ball-busting, super-strong, invincible heroines in action movies now and I'm not buying it.

So I'm going to be talking about that.

I'm going to get all fired up.

So put your helmet on, eat your snow cone, shine your shoes, because here we go.

You are on the one and only Harlan Highway.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

I'm funny, like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

Like I'm the wrong week, quit drinking.

I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway with Harlan Williams.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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