57: We Holy Ghost, Bro? (The Life of Xanthippe, Polyxena, and Rebecca)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Wizards! Talking lions! Armies of demons! Dudes just straight getting wrecked in the face! Truly it can be said, Theophiloi: this one has it all. Join us as we recount the lives and conduct of the holy women in their swashbuckling adventure that was definitely not written by Mr. Paul. Also, we talk about what Jesus would be like if He was in Smash Bros., which takes up about fifteen minutes and is basically the entire premise of this show.

Topics of Discussion: Super Smash Son of Man, the Yoshi of Jesus, Chris slightly misremembering the "Domine Quo Vadis?" story but the bit is still good so whatever don't @ me, A Truly Beautiful And Golden Nightingale, SaulOfTarsus69(Never69), a good tank top, Philotheus, Andrew the Apostle's canonical height, Rebecca the Human, a conversation that sounds like we're swearing but we're DEFINITELY not swearing and I cannot stress that enough, there are no swears here, it's what it says in Bible, the Lord's names, Marine Todd, a real MJFS, the invention of mixed martial arts.

Hymnal: "Roar" by Katy Perry; "Take a Chance On Me" by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45).

Offertory: If you have been given riches, wealth, and honor so that you lack nothing of all you desire for yourself, let a stranger enjoy them via ko-fi.com/apocrypals

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0:00.0	You're listening to Apocrypal's, a part of the Greenlit Podcast Network.
0:04.6	Check out all of our shows at greenlitpodcast.com.
0:09.4	And Andrew, the Apostle of the Lord, said, what then does this beast wish?
0:14.5	The lioness, opening her mouth, spoke with a human voice.
0:18.0	Andrew, Apostle of Christ, the prayer of her that sends on your right hand,
0:21.7	has overtaken me. Therefore, confirm and instruct and admonish them in the right and true
0:26.4	faith of Christ. The Life of Zanthippi, Palizina, and Rebecca, Chapter 30.
0:31.6	I got the eye of the tiger, the fighter, dancing through the fire, because I am a champion. It's the show where, and welcome to Apocry Pals.
0:55.5	It's the show where two non-believers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks
0:58.7	about it.
0:59.4	And we are your hosts, your humble sons of thunder.
1:02.1	My name is Chris Sims and with me as always, the other set of footprints, Benito Serino.
1:06.0	Benito, how are you on this fine sunny day?
1:10.7	I'm cold, man.
1:11.7	It is not sunny here.
1:14.1	We had snow.
1:16.2	We have snow.
1:17.5	I had to brush off my car to come record today.
1:23.4	I'm really sorry to hear that.
1:24.6	We have temperatures that are fluctuating by about 30 degrees every day.
1:28.4	So my face, if someone could remove my face, that would be great.
1:34.9	Yeah, it's pretty rough on the old immune system.
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