57 - Ben Sha"P-word"

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

If you can't cook, if you can't clean, then Mac won't give you a ring.

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0:00.0	I'm going to be
0:03.0	a little bit of Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.6	which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:43.3	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:50.3	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:55.0	Cowboy Boys Hoors in this house
0:57.0	There's some whores in this house
0:59.0	There's some whores in this house
1:01.0	There's some whores in this house
1:03.0	I said certified freaks
1:05.0	Seven days a week
1:06.0	Wet ass P word
1:08.0	Make that pull-out game week
1:10.0	Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Wet ass P-word. Make that pull-out game weak.
1:10.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you effin with some wet-ass P-word.
1:17.3	Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass P-word.
1:20.9	Give me everything you've got for this wet-ass P-word.
1:24.5	Beat it up, N-word.
1:25.5	Catch a charge.
1:26.5	Extra large and extra hard. Put this P-word right in your face.
1:29.3	Swipe your nose like a credit card.
1:31.3	Hop on top.
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