56 - Lawnmower Mac
Cowboy Boys Podcast
Shayne Smith
4.9 • 777 Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Shayne tries to secretly set up a dating profile for Mac by asking him a bunch of personal questions.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm |
| 0:02.0 | A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range, |
| 0:33.9 | which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast. |
| 0:38.3 | With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur, |
| 0:44.6 | the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could. |
| 0:53.5 | Cowboy Boys. What kind of moves? |
| 0:56.0 | You can't watch me have sex |
| 0:58.0 | Because you'll steal my fat guy moves |
| 1:00.0 | Oh my God |
| 1:01.0 | Too powerful for someone of your |
| 1:03.0 | Lightweight |
| 1:04.0 | If I utilize them, I'll |
| 1:06.0 | I'll hurt myself or my partner |
| 1:09.0 | You'll be like, oh, I could do that. |
| 1:11.3 | You know, the momentum will be wrong. |
| 1:13.2 | And you'll hurt both of you. |
| 1:17.7 | What kind of moves? |
| 1:18.6 | Do you have names for them? |
| 1:20.2 | Yeah, there's the whirlwind. |
| 1:24.1 | No. |
| 1:26.2 | There's. |
| 1:28.2 | My special move is God's wrath. |
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