So first things, I just drove up and I was like why is there not the lights in the sky like the movie thing like the movie

premiere lights like that was supposed to be outside first of all don't fake her

her husband offered to pick me up because I drove here alone. You're not following the program. I drove here by myself that's not how we do things.

No, we usually come together. Yeah, so I was a little behind. I'm very punctual. I'm usually the punctual one. I'm not. Did you

guys have some little drinks? They're good right? The refresh I didn't even

try this one yet. Let's do both. Are they both vodka? I'm going to chase this one with this one because they're nice

That will be mine okay so I'd like for everyone to take their shirts off so that I feel more comfortable

Either that or blindfold me because I don't want to look at anybody.

I'm just going to go like this.

She goes, can we wear sunglasses and I'm like no bitch we can't wear sunglasses?

We just look hell cool. Now we were going to come out to the ultimate warrior

That's what I wanted to do. For War pigs Black Sabbath I wanted to body slam her

as soon as we came in and she was

gonna slam a folding chair on me so but apparently that's not not professional

or something. I was thinking more along the lines of the rockers theme music. I said if you weren't dressed like the ultimate warrior I was going to leave.

I don't know if you guys know this but I was a huge fucking W. W.F wrestling fan growing up.

Remember Dusty Rhodes?

He was so gross.

And Ravishing Rick Rood, he made me horny when I was little.

What didn't make you horny?

Everything made you horny.

Family functions.

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