569 - Duncan Trussell - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2020

⏱️ 210 minutes

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0:00.0	If you missed episode one of YMH Live, you can watch it now. They tried to fire us, but we have the material.
0:07.7	So head to tomsagura.com slash rentals and check out the show that was too hot for the web.
0:14.4	Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Welcome to another episode of your Moms house.
0:18.9	She's Christina, I'm Tom and we are going to discuss serious matters only on this special episode of your Moms house.
0:28.0	You don't have to tune in to CNN or Fox or MSNBC. You'll get everything you need to know about what's going on in the world right here.
0:36.4	And this is a Christian program. It's Christian. It's filled with important facts only. You're in the no spin zone now.
0:44.6	So first up, let's talk about the probability that this vaccine is going to be ready in the next couple months.
0:52.8	What do you think Tom? Well, I talked to Dr. Fucking Nines German guy and he said he said and I quote bullshit.
1:04.2	That won't be ready anytime fucking soon. He's a doctor. Dr. Fucking Hines told you that from the doctor.
1:11.5	Fucking Hines from the unit. Oh, that's a different one. See, I talked to the other one. That's his cousin.
1:16.3	Yeah, and he was all that shit could be good. Could be you could get it at the pharmacy with your flu shot.
1:22.4	And I was like, I'm on board now let's switch to finance. Oh, fuck yeah.
1:29.4	Everybody's doing well financially and all the markets are up. Let's talk about sports.
1:35.9	That's so good. Sports are good. And there's a bunch of people winning some of them lose. All right.
1:41.6	Yeah. So there's so much to go over. We have a really loaded episode. We also should remind folks that the your mom's house live.
1:57.1	The second one is going to take place on Friday, September 18th, 5 p.m. Pacific, eight Eastern,
2:06.9	worldwide streaming at YMH virtual dot com tickets are on sale now. Don't be stingy.
2:15.3	And we have an incredible lineup. The great doctor drew the great Robert Paul champagne and the one
2:23.1	and only Joey Diaz. We will be interviewing talking to all three. We'll be playing clips that are so
2:31.6	astonishingly disgusting and offensive for portions of the show. We're going to give you a warning.
2:37.2	A lot of people talked about how they the vomited when they didn't want to and they didn't know what's
2:43.0	happening. So we're going to put that into a segment. We also have YMH originals. We're shooting
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