568 - Kevin Nealon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2020

⏱️ 144 minutes

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0:00.0	What is up?
0:02.1	Good morning, good afternoon, good evening,
0:04.4	wherever you're joining us anywhere in the world.
0:07.8	You are now dialed in to what's going on
0:11.4	in the world that's important.
0:13.1	This is your true news source.
0:18.0	Unbiased, right down the middle, being objective,
0:22.7	not playing to one side or the other.
0:25.4	We're giving it to you how it is.
0:27.0	And you decide after you hear what's happening.
0:30.2	Unbiased and unimportant.
0:31.9	That's the kind of news we report.
0:33.7	Your mom's house news.
0:35.2	None of this mattered.
0:38.1	But it matters the most because it's what brings you joy.
0:41.3	That's true.
0:41.9	Yeah.
0:42.7	That's all we care about nowadays.
0:44.4	That's right.
0:44.9	Just trying to keep fun going.
0:46.5	Trying to keep the fun going.
0:48.1	Come on, fun going.
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