568: Cruisin' for a Susan

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

I scream. You scream. We all scream. And for what? What was the point of all that screaming? This ice cream? This lowly creeeaam? Pfft. I don't see what's so great about this ice cream that you're all screaming wild about it. Here, let me taste some. Oh... oh wow... AARGGRGHHHHHH. In this episode, Steve gets all ringed up. Joe learns the secrets of inter-animal hypnosis. And Log gets back to basics with a classic Doctor Who script.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:01.7	A regular regular regular feature
0:03.7	A regular regular regular features
0:03.9	A regular regular features a regular feature
0:05.6	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast
0:09.3	It's the podcast that the same every week
0:11.4	And like every week I really need to go and look after my baby
0:14.8	So we're gonna snap snap snap
0:16.5	Through this intro as quickly as possible
0:19.2	My name's Joe Scribbles Go on What are you saying about my baby? Can you hear your baby stirring? No, because... Because I'm on the phone to her. When I last went out of my office to get a quick drink, I noticed that Anna had closed the living room door because I'd clearly been making too much noise for the baby.
0:39.4	I'm Joe Scrabbles.
0:40.6	I got a baby.
0:41.5	I got a feature.
0:42.6	My feature's about a haunted book that I bought.
0:45.9	Steve, what's your feature about?
0:47.8	And how many babies?
0:48.9	Wedding rings.
0:50.1	And also I stole your baby.
0:51.7	Put her in a fucking labyrinth.
0:53.3	That's right.
0:54.2	I bowied that baby.
0:56.6	Of everyone on the podcast?
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