567: Yummy Mummy Pope Juice

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Wets here! Get your wets. Fresh wets. Only the finest wets. Just came in this morning. Low low prices. Affordable wets for the family. You sir, want wets? Well you can't have one. No wets for you. Don't even look at my wets. In this episodes, Log meets a yummy mummy. Joe meets a juice fanatic. And Steve overhears the pope dropping some f-bombs near an archdeacon.

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0:00.0	regular regular regular features a regular regular regular features a regular regular regular features a regular
0:05.2	regular features a show hello and welcome to the regular features podcast the podcast that
0:11.1	exists simultaneously through the three states of matter that's solid gas and juice with me tonight
0:19.2	well let's get me out the way first.
0:21.9	I'm John Blythe.
0:23.2	You know me as log.
0:24.3	And I'm here today with two of my most bosom buddies.
0:28.8	Quite honestly, they're my tits.
0:33.4	Joe Scrabbles.
0:34.8	Hey, I'm on the left.
0:36.6	Oh, baby, baby, am I sickly left tit?
0:38.9	How are you doing tonight?
0:40.2	I'm your sinister titty.
0:42.3	And have I got a guest for you?
0:45.0	Because I'm squirting out an appearance from Werner Herzog
0:48.7	who's going to talk to us about a big new project he's working on.
0:53.5	And it's slushy.
0:55.8	Sounds milky. Sounds milky enough for two. The second being, Steve Huggarty.
1:02.2	What have you got from me, you beautiful, right plump, melon you?
1:05.8	Hello, I'm your right side, Tiddy, and I've written about the Pope saying a homophobic slur at the Vatican.
1:10.7	I can't wait to hear what that word was. Me, all I've written about the Pope saying a homophobic slur at the Vatican. I can't wait to hear what that word was.
1:13.4	Me, all I've got is the fact that I've been in the car with a yummy mummy all day and she wants
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