Your Oled screen will last longer if you do not turn it on.

Unlike batteries, which will not.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, I gotta come up with a better, speaking of batteries,

you gotta come up with a better system.

For like, when the power goes out, I have to wander all around my house dealing with each UPS.

It's just, I wish, I don't know like the USB connecting thing to your Mac that it'll shut itself down,

but I never trust that. I do it myself, you know what I mean?

Because I'm always just afraid it will be like like review these terminal windows and then it won't shut it down or whatever.

Oh yeah yeah, yeah. Shut everything down the old-fashioned way.

If too many UPS and then and then when the power comes back on I have to remember that like even if I don't want to turn these things back on I have to activate that UPS because there's a router attached to it right and if you don't have that router on nothing works in the house and

sounds like a lot of work. Why don't you just get laptops everywhere?

Yeah, right? Yeah, my laptops are plugged into UPS too.

Do we want to talk about some gift memberships, John? Do you want me to do the pitch?

Do you want to do the pitch?

How do you want to handle this?

I have a moment of pause because I could do it, but I kind of want to hear what you would do.

This is a form of entertainment. All right. Here we go kids. It buckle up. It's time to talk gift membership so our friend my friend and yours John

Syracuse said my best worst friend worst best friend I always get it wrong I'm

sorry Merlin you got it wrong twice so there you go what's the right one then

worst friend it's like best friend So there you go. What's the right one then?

Worst friend.

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