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Hello swamp dweller. It's strange to finally write this after months of meticulously crafting

the perfect letter with which to grab your attention.

But sadly those hours were in vain.

It's impossible to express the entirety of what happened without including some rather

embarrassing details, but I can't keep this to myself any longer.

Hopefully you can see past my mistakes and consider reading this to your viewers.

There is no defense for my intentions, but I would like to conclude this preface by saying

that I am a different person now.

My name is Parker and I'm a 21 year old manic depressive bipolar college dropout.

I'm also a snob in an all around asshole.

This isn't a cry for help, it's an explanation.

You see, I've been coming to the swamps in 2018.

It's one of a few pleasures in my pathetic life.

Any tale where someone suffers more than myself is a treat.

But here, I don't know, there's something special about the atmosphere.

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