4, 3, 2, 1, lift off. We have lift off.

Well, I don't know why we'd have lift off.

This is a highway, not a launching pad.

So welcome to the Harland Highway.

We have ignition, I would say, not lift off.

Thanks for being here. We have a great show for you today. We have a crazy story about how somebody died and how long it took for

their body to be noticed that they were dead. Wait till you hear this

wacky story. And then we're also going to focus on the horrible Malaysian jetliner crash that happened and talk about the

ridiculous news coverage of the believe we have an expert from the jet propulsion laboratory in Pasadena, California will be coming

in to try and give us clarity on what really happens.

So we'll have an aeronautics expert here

to kind of really walk us through what really happened

to this doomed jet liner.

So a lot going on here today. Let's get go, put your seatbelts on. This is the Harland Highway.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week we smoke.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

Like I'm the wrong week, quit drinking.

I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway with Harlan Williams.

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