Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy do we do this pat podcast or not it's this is a weird one it's a weird one it's a weird

one there's some weird stuff going on there's some weird weirdness in the air

I'm gonna be telling you about a very strange story, some real creepiness that happened to me. I was out for dinner with a friend and some real like hillbilly deliverance kind of John Wayne

Gacy serial killer stuff was going on in the restaurant right in front of my eyes and

It all ended with me calling the police was very strange and then also'm going to talk to you about a little phone

confrontation I had with the good folks

at a famous fast food delivery service.

These people were trying to get a little too much information out of me and I found it a little

kind of freaky so we're going to talk about that. I'm going to take a phone call from you guys and also at the end of the

show going to play a little bit of my live stand-up. Go out with a little chuckle at the end of the show and well we always go out with a chuckle. What am I talking about you know why you go out with a chuckle because you're on the craziest highway in the world

craziest podcast in the world. Crazyest podcast in the world, this is,

ladies and gentlemen, the Harlan Highway.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

It took the wrong week to quit drinking.

I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you.

You're riding down the Harland Highway with Harland Williams.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

What was it we had for dinner tonight?

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