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A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

565: A Sandwich and Some Poodle Panties

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans

Comedy

4.51.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Emma Kelly won’t start college until late August, but Kellie found out the first parents weekend is the same weekend as Emma Kelly’s birthday! EK’s reaction to that news was not at all what Kellie expected. Will this be her first and/or last parents weekend? 


Allen finally gets to a stack of listener mail that leads to talk of toe tubes and Kellie’s poodle panties from Jon Bon Jovi! And a scammer using Allen’s photos ended up adding a new member to our Podcast Family! 



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Thank you. state law. Yay, media group. Welcome to a sandwich and some loving, everybody.

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I'm Kelly Raspberry Evans with my husband, my podcast, co-host, the always energetic,

2:26.4

so excited to be here, Alan Evans. A train in the house. You don't like you're happy to be here,

2:31.6

honey. Is something wrong? No, nothing at all. You have a stomachache? No, this is just generally the face I make. Oh man. Is it me? No, no, no. I was just kind of in a rush gathering some things for the podcast, and I'm just a little discombobulated. Why? I don't know. I'm just discombobulated. I'm sorry about that. No, that's okay. I think because we got a really late start tonight. Yeah. And I don't know. I'm going to go to bed here in maybe 15 minutes. Why? You usually don't come to bed until. Because it's late. You usually come to bed to like one o'clock in the morning after falling asleep in the living room. Well, yeah, I do that sometimes. But lately you have been trying to come to bed earlier. Is it because you miss me? No, I'm just tired. Oh, yeah, okay. I'm just tired. There's that, too. I'm like Big Al. I'm just tired.

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Well. earlier, is it because you miss me? No, I'm just tired. Oh, yeah, okay. I'm just tired. There's that, too. I'm like Big Al. I'm just tired. Well, I'm sorry about that. It's been a very busy day for me too. I've been trying to recover. You know, Emma Kelly was in Mexico last week with her friend Emily and Emily's parents. It's so nice to take her and I really appreciated that. But Emichelle got back and of course I wanted to be debriefed on everything. How'd that go? It didn't go very, very well. The minute she walked in the door, she's like, I'll tell you everything that she needs to shower first. Okay, go upstairs and shower. And then she hollers down. Lainey's coming over. Can you unlock the door and let her in? Okay. And then she comes downstairs when Lainey gets here and she goes, oh, we're going to go get some food. It was McKenna. Was it McKenna? I think it was McKenna. It was McKenna. Laney was the next day.

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